真正的程序员

* Real Programmers don't write specs -- users should consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all and take what they get.
真正的程序员不循规蹈矩，他们对用户说：拿到你想要的，然后滚蛋，你已经很幸运了！

   * Real Programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand and even harder to modify. 
     真正的程序员不写注释。难写的程序天生难以理解、难以修改。

   * Real Programmers don't write application programs; they program right down on the bare metal. Application programming is for feebs who can't do systems programming. 
     真正的程序员不写应用程序。他们爱白手起家。只有不懂写系统程序的软弱者才写应用程序。

   * Real Programmers don't eat quiche. In fact, real programmers don't know how to SPELL quiche. They eat Twinkies, and Szechwan food. 
     真正的程序员不吃蛋卷。他们根本不屑也不懂拼“quiche（蛋卷）”这个词。他们吃twinkies和四川菜。
     注：twinkies可能是某种用两片面包片夹着的食物。

   * Real Programmers don't write in COBOL. COBOL is for wimpy applications programmers. 
     真正的程序员不用cobol写程序。cobol是让胆小鬼用的。

   * Real Programmers' programs never work right the first time. But if you throw them on the machine they can be patched into working in "only a few" 30-hour debugging sessions. 
    真正的程序员总爱留些臭虫。只有将他扔回电脑旁，他才肯低头。他们只需几次就能调试好程序，但每次“只”需要30小时。

   * Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies. 
     真正的程序员不用fortran写程序。fortran是让科学怪人用的。

   * Real Programmers never work 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9AM, it's because they were up all night. 
     真正的程序员不朝九晚五。如果你在早上见到一个象盲流一样的程序员，那是因为他整晚工作。

   * Real Programmers don't write in BASIC. Actually, no programmers write in BASIC, after the age of 12. 
     真正的程序员绝不用basic。如果你只有十二岁，你只管用，你真的只有十二岁？！！

   * Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN. 
     真正的程序员不用PL/I。如果你竟在用cobol还是用fortran上犹豫，那你干脆做个彻底的笨蛋算了－－用PL/I吧！

   * Real Programmers don't play tennis, or any other sport that requires you to change clothes. Mountain climbing is OK, and real programmers wear their climbing boots to work in case a mountain should suddenly spring up in the middle of the machine room. 
     真正的程序员不玩需要换装的运动，比如网球。登山是最好的了，他们工作时总穿着登山鞋，而且他们觉得会有一座山在机房中央隆起，然后他们就能方便地爬上去。

   * Real Programmers don't document. Documentation is for simps who can't read the listings or the object deck. 
     真正的程序员不写文档。文档是让看不懂源程序的笨人准备的，而他们不喜欢笨人。

   * Real Programmers don't write in BLISS, or ADA, or any of those pinko computer science languages. Strong typing is for people with weak memories.
     真正的程序员不用bliss、ada这类婴儿语言。记性差的人喜欢敲键盘，真正的程序员记性都很好。

   * Real Programmers only write specs for languages that might run on future hardware. Noboby trusts them to write specs for anything homo sapiens will ever be able to fit on a single planet. 
     真正的程序员只为未来机器上用的语言写标准。鬼才会相信有哪个星球会用他们的标准。

   * Real Programmers spend 70\% of their work day fiddling around and then get more done in the other 30\% than a user could get done in a week. 
     真正的程序员花70％的时间无事生非，然后用剩余的时间完成别人要一个星期才干完的事。

   * Real Programmers are surprised when the odometers in their cars don't turn from 99999 to 9999A. 
     真正的程序员很诧异于他们小车上的里程表不会从99999跳到9999A。

   * Real Programmers are concerned with the aesthetics of their craft; they will writhe in pain at shabby workmanship in a piece of code. 
     真正的程序员很关心他们写的代码的艺术性。一小段蹩脚的代码都会让他们寝食不安。

   * Real Programmers will defend to the death the virtues of a certain piece of peripheral equipment, especially their lifeline, the terminal. 
     真正的程序员会捍卫他们的生命线－－网络。

   * Real Programmers never use hard copy terminals, they never use terminals that run at less than 9600 baud, they never use a terminal at less than its maximum practical speed. 
     真正的程序员从不用慢modem。他们不用低于9600bps的modem，事实上，他们不用任何低于极限速度的modem。

   * Real Programmers think they know the answers to your problems, and will happily tell them to you rather than answer your questions. 
     真正的程序员知道你所遇到的问题，他们不会等你发问。

   * Real Programmers never program in COBOL, money is no object. 
     真正的程序员不用cobol编程，金钱如粪土。
     注：不知所云！

   * Real Programmers never right justify text that will be read on a
     fixed-character-width medium. 
     真正的程序员将文本写得错落有致。
			   
			   

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